arXiv:2609.19083v2 Announce Type: replace Abstract: Kernel methods, and Gaussian Processes (GPs) in particular, require a Hilbertian distance measure---one whose square is conditionally negative definite (CND)---to guarantee positive semi-definiteness (PSD) of the kernel matrix; a condition that fails for many natural input spaces, including smooth manifolds and spaces of probability distributions. We propose the Sparse Landmark Embedding (SLE) kernel, which eliminates this requirement entirely. Each input is embedded into a sparse feature vector via compactly supported bump functions centered at all |D| training points; applying any standard PSD kernel in this embedding space yields a kernel that is provably PSD for arbitrary distance measures. The compact support automatically controls embedding sparsity, keeping kernel matrices well-conditioned and computationally tractable despite the high ambient dimension. We provide theoretical guarantees on PSD, sparsity, stability, and universal approximation, and show that the SLE kernel matches or substantially exceeds domain-specific baselines in both predictive accuracy and uncertainty quantification using geodesic and Wasserstein distances.