arXiv:2607.08800v2 Announce Type: replace Abstract: Multimodal Large Language Models (LLMs) have remarkable semantic audio understanding, yet they remain "spatially agnostic" due to their reliance on mono-channel audio representations. Currently, spatial audio perception methods mainly focus on complex room simulations and custom-trained, geometry-aware stereo encoders, which limits their accessibility and generalizability. In this paper, we introduce the Dual-BEATs architecture, in which the left and right audio channels are routed independently through two identical semantic encoders as an alternative to specialized spatial modules. To circumvent the architectural bottleneck where internal normalization otherwise erases the inter-channel variance of stereo audio, we inject a static, uncorrelated dithering noise floor prior to encoding. This dithering intervention establishes a macro-variance floor that "smuggles" spatial geometry across the normalization layers. Evaluated on a ternary directional classification task (Left, Center, Right), we demonstrate that dithered models achieve exceptional spatial resolution--reaching up to 97.2% localization accuracy even on subtle 0.5 panning amplitudes--and demonstrates robust, zero-shot generalization to entirely unseen spatial configurations. Our results suggest that with the appropriate acoustic regularization, standard multimodal models are natively capable of generalized stereo audio understanding.