An engineering archive of ninety-four commit messages has been published. The entries were recovered from incident records and filed without edit. A selection follows.
hotfix: rolled back to v2.2. do not look at v2.1. fix: user reported bug. user was correct. investigating root cause of user debug: understanding decreased. confidence increased refactor: extracted helper function (helper function needs helper function) refactor: consolidated logic into one place I can ignore more efficiently feat: search added. found nothing. feature complete. revert: this commit made too much sense. correcting course feat: loading spinner (watched for 14 minutes. no changes needed.) incident: everything is technically working. users disagree. hotfix: root cause: gravity. remediation: gravity acknowledged. hotfix: server was not gone. it was under the desk. it is warm there. incident: fixed locally. production experiencing emotions. The full set of ninety-four entries is available here:
https://ihazpaws.dev/blog/funny-git-commit-messages
