arXiv:2609.34582v2 Announce Type: replace-cross Abstract: Human speech conveys rich perceptual information, such as emotion and speaker identity, yet most automatic speech quality judges reduce it to a single naturalness score. We study diagnostic speech judges: given two candidates, a diagnostic judge decides which is better, along which perceptual dimensions (e.g., timbre, emotion, timing) they differ, and which audible cues support its decision. Learning such judges is challenging: expert annotation is costly, and simply prompting a frontier audio-language model to produce labels is unreliable: our probing reveals substantial errors and unstable instruction following. We introduce SpeechCritic, which learns a diagnostic judge in a reference-conditioned cross-lingual setting from only about 300 human-labeled comparisons. Rather than replacing the frontier model, SpeechCritic calibrates it with these labels: for each dimension, it selects the acoustic measurements that agree with human judgments, maps them to A/Tie/B probabilities, and passes these to the model as non-binding hints alongside the audio. Compared with the same model labeling without hints, this raises dimension-level agreement with humans by 6.3 points and cuts the mismatch with human Tie rates by 10.4 points. We then train a 7B judge on this supervision and find that different training signals shape different judge behaviors: SFT establishes the task, OPD transfers the teacher's dimension-level strengths and weaknesses, and RL helps most on clear-cut comparisons where human raters agree. Notably, human listeners also find that RL makes rationales cite more specific, localized acoustic cues, although it never directly rewards rationale text. Finally, we show that the pipeline is language-pair agnostic by instantiating it on both English-Japanese and English-Spanish. Together, these results demonstrate a path from limited human preferences to a diagnostic speech judge.